Because he auditioned to be in Twilight and didn’t get it.
Because he was a few cents short of being able to afford a Starbucks winter menu drink.
Because he didn’t ship Sterek.
Because he kissed a boy and he liked it.
Because one halloween he wanted to be a princess and someone told him that he wasn’t allowed.
Because he broke his streak on Draw Something.
Because he got outbid on ebay one time.
Because he got in one little fight and his mom got scared.
Because he wasn’t cool enough to appear on “My Super Sweet 16”